Hey, I'm gay, I like giraffes, and food is great. Just ask me a fuckin' question because I like you.

So last week when I was in Eureka, I accidentally bought a muffin for a traveler, and then he sat down with me and ate his muffin while I ate my bagel. And he kind of just gradually looked more and more bored. It’s not that I was giving him the cold shoulder or ignoring him, I’m glad I helped him out, it’s just that I had no idea what to talk about with him, so I was kind of just looking around awkwardly. So I ate half my bagel, then asked if he wanted the other half and left.
I hope he didn’t think I was being mean.